Thursday, 25 June 2009

Come, Friendly Bombs, And Fall On Slough

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There's postal voting by the ton,
By Paki and by Indian.

Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
The Council Offices and their machines,
Jobsworths, politically correct with tiny minds,
Hiding behind their vertical blinds.

I could go on, but frankly Slough is just not worth the effort in taking the piss out of it. Luckily the M4 means you don't have to go there, or even pass through it anymore.

You're better off in Birmingham, madam, and well done for taking the bastards on, and winning.

The Penguin


Paul said...

Real people with real concerns frighten these bastards.

Good on her for winning but it's demented that it should have ever have come this far.

North Northwester said...

Way to go, Jane Clift!

Hall of fame time, but why make it necessary at all?
More globes than the President of the USA for all his huff and puff.

Anonymous said...

Fair play to her. Slough is the pits. I live in Windsor, 2 miles away and its a different world. There's some areas in Slough that are like Pakistan, a lot of them skimming the government for every benefit and British passport and residency they can scrape from the taxpayer. Unbelievable!

banned said...

Who edits The Mails website ? " "she called the police after the drunk threat-All it takes is one council bufened her in Slough's Sheffield Road..."

Good for her though it is worrying that councils have such lists which appear to turn people they don't like into Non Persons in true Stalinist style.
Slough is such a shit-hole, last time I was there its main road ( A4 ) seemed to consist of nothing but car dealerships and kebab shops.