Monday, 15 June 2009

Jonah Announces Brownwash Over Iraq


"We will not set out to apportion blame or find criminal or civil responsibility."

So, everything is to be looked at in secret and then put quietly away again. I'm sure the relatives and friends of all those killed will be just so relieved and re-assured by this.

Another monumental blunder from the Prime Mentalist.

The Penguin

6 comments:

RantinRab said...

It's a fucking out and out disgrace. Does he really think we are stupid?

The one eyed Scottish CUNT!

George Laird said...

***Important message. Please read. ***

Dear All

North of the border, I am perhaps best know as a tireless campaigner for Human Rights at Glasgow University but there are several other strings to my bow. Yes indeedy!

I have therefore decided to use this blog to publicise a statement of my talents and capabilities seeing as how these are a matter of public interest and therefore of interest to all (a bit like human rights!!).

I am much in demand as a children’s’ entertainer. At parties, I like to remove my fez to reveal a bald pate and remark, cryptically, “Sur le volcan ne pousse pas l’herbe” (Grass does not grow on a volcano).

I am also an accomplished quasi-performance artist. One of my famous stunts is to use chalk to draw faces around dog excrement on the pavement. To curious passers-by I hand out gold sticky labels inscribed with such legends as “Made of dust”, “True happiness is knowing you’re a hypocrite” and “Changing your pants is like taking a clean plate”.

Oh, yes. It’s a laugh a minute at the Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University.

Human rights for all!

Yours sincerely

George Laird

The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

Anonymous said...

Where is that quote about openness and accountability in the way the government is being run ?

Moral compass ? Quick hide that too.

May return soon..fuckety fuck. said...

what moral compass would that be, anon?..the one broon has wedged up his arse?

Call me Infidel said...

I can picture him jowelly and unshaven in his best Nixonian voice "there will be no brownwash at the shitehouse"

Blind Pugh said...

McBroon wouldn't know a moral compass if you poked him in his good eye with one. The feckless hoon hasn't a fucking clue about right and wrong despite being brought up in the Manse. His mother and father should hang themselves from shame for bringing up this morally bankrupt cunt.