Friday 21 November 2008

Are You A Porker? Have An Extra Seat!

The lunatics are definitely in charge of the asylum. A Canadian Court has ruled that airlines must give obese lardarses a second seat FOR FREE FFS.

Now, I'm all for them having a second seat, even a third seat, stop their wobbly bits annoying or suffocating the poor sap in the next seats, makes perfect sense. But they should PAY for them, not be given them as a reward for winning the doughnut stuffing championship of Montreal sixteen years on the trot.

What about excess baggage? It's all right, miss, I've swallowed my suitcases, so I'll need a free extra seat.

The Penguin

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