Thursday, 9 April 2009

Good Muslim Boys, Dad Must Be So Proud!

"Stone The Decadent Westerners!"

I'm not very familiar with the Koran, but when I was briefly working in Saudi Arabia there was a very clear punishment for theft. Cut the thief's hand off.

Do you suppose that hook-handed preacher of extreme Islam is going to call for the strict application of Sharia Law in the case of his sons being convicted of stealing to fund their party life style? A life style for which they should surely be stoned to death anyway?

Oh dear, I somehow doubt it.

Seems there's one Sharia Law for us, and another for them.

The Penguin

14 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Hang on here, Penny, these poor lads were using the cash to donate to Labour. This as a thank you for the benefits so desevedly received.

The Penguin said...

What!? They were buying their cocaine and alcohol from the Labour Party? Did Mr Harman know? Were Peerages mentioned? I think we should be told!

Cuse said...

This is humour to you?

Boris Johnson is humour to the rest of us.

Do you dream about rimming him too - I mean he's a powerful tory!

Ring up Fox News and demand they interview Hannan - you want him to be PM after all!

The Penguin said...

Ah, there's little "Cuse" again.

Shame he's still got nothing worth saying. After all, if he had any opinions that anyone with a higher IQ than shoe size would listen to, he'd start his own blog rather than hanging round the Guido Fawkes blog afraid to make his inane comments there for fear of the bigger boys poking fun at him.

But there again, he might yet grow up, assuming his testicles drop eventually.

Cuse said...

Brilliant!

You're terrified of admitting Hannan is a fucking idiot and you shot your bolt over his prefect's speech to the EU.

Let it be a secret between you and me Penny - our own little secret.

After all, you're right in my pocket aren't you? I fucking own you, you cunt.

The Penguin said...

I'm afraid that poor little "Cuse" is losing the tenuous grasp that he had on reality. Maybe the medication is too strong?

Personally I fail to see any connection at all between this thread and Dan Hannan, but perhaps in the strange alternative reality that the sad case "Cuse" occupies it makes perfect sense.

I don't understand why he wants to keep butting in where he is so obviously out of his depth.

Still, we can make good uses of him as an example to our children and grandchildren. "Stop fiddling with your private parts, or you'll end up like "Cuse"."

Cuse said...

Your reply is fucking hilarious.

You're mine bitch. mine.

Anonymous said...

i would deport them, a few years in the uk and this is how they behave would like to see how endemic fraud was in the foreign communities.
the judge threatened jail - holiday. they get locked up for a few weeks wont make any difference. Maybe change id next time, throw away the carrot bring back the stick.

Tory Poppins said...

Bravo! Maybe he'll offer to have his good hand cut off as a gesture of goodwill! Even things out a little.

Lexander said...

Hands...in this case bollocks. And maybe Cuse's left one for good measure.

Cuse said...

Thanks Lexander.

Thing is, my bollocks are stuck inside Penny's mouth at the minute.

I own his blog, lock stock and barrel.

AngryDave said...

The only thing we should be paying for is this vile, evil bastard's air fare home. They dont even have to land the plane, just slow down a bit and throw the fucker out.

Anonymous said...

Can't say I'm too impressed with his monacle thought they went out of fashion years ago

Fidothedog said...

Maybe we could send them off to the US as well with their hook handed dad.