Thursday 19 November 2009

The New MOD-speak

Amazing, the MOD have come up with a new language, MOD-speak, in order to perpetrate whitewashes of cover-ups. Here are a few examples.

Murders at Deepcut Barracks = Suicides
Lack of basic equipment = non-contributory factors
Critical report = requiring a re-write under new and fairer rules
Completely Useless Cunt = Secretary of State for Defence

The Penguin


Fidothedog said...

The last one is spot on.

Captain Haddock said...

"Non-adjustable Fuck up" ..... Bob Aintworthawank ..