Sunday, 5 April 2009

Homosexuality Is Vile, Apparently, But Greed Is Good?

Do you know, I could fucking have a laugh too if I was picking up £572,000 a year?

These bastards take the fucking biscuit - and everything else they can get their trotters on.

Strangely, Mrs Piggie has a hang-up about homosexuals - and Little Master Piglet seems to be a bit of an embarrassment in that department.

Still, Oink! Oink! - must let that get in the way of the gravy train!

The Penguin

9 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

For FUCK SAKE Penguin, let it go!! Dontcha know that it's WITHIN THE FUCKING GODAMN RULES!!
These contemptible fucking troughing cunting PIGS are allowed to bend us over and stick their massive erect expenses claims up our ring piece whilst we squeal in pain.
Speaking for myself, I am glad, nay delighted, to work constant nightshifts, (13 hour shifts), to bring home a wage which has been taxed to fuck, only to pay even more tax on things I buy that my family and I need, and pay council tax to a bunch of interfering wanks. Out of all that tax money, it gladdens my heart that it contributes, in its own little way, to the lifestyle of our hard working MPs. They deserve it.
*sarcasm off*

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I'm off out. Gonna drive to my local MP's office and take a large dump on the door step.
Childish I know, but it'll make me feel a whole lot better.

Oldrightie said...

So who's the nasty party? These pair have a good claim!

Oldrightie said...

Do you think they share piggy bank info with our Ed and Yvette? Would be nice if they shared it about a little.

Tory Poppins said...

Fucking awesome!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Careful, this might just be a ruse to take the heat off Jackie.

W. S. Badfellowe said...

I've never been able to get my cranial bulge around what expense-fiddlers do in bed.

Anonymous said...

they are Peter Robinson (First Minister in the devolved Northern Ireland Assembly) and his wife Iris, who publicly stated that she thinks homosexuality is an abomination, that homosexuals can be redeemed by the blood of Christ, and that it is the duty of Government to implement God's law.

Old Bag said...

Rab: can you take a piss through the letterbox for me while yer at it?, ta dear.