Monday, 6 April 2009

Darling Apologises!!

"I'm barely coping - I mean, I forget to claim for the hair dye, for fuck's sake!"

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alastair "The Mad Badger" Darling has apologised for getting his predictions and his arithmetic so badly wrong, and has admitted that the recession is even worse than he previously said (before being beaten up by McBroon).

"I'm sorry," he said, "but it's not easy keeping track of something so complicated as the British Economy when you've got 5 homes to look after and you have all these complex rules on MP's expenses. It's practically a full time job making sure you're getting the maximum that is available."

The Penguin


it's either banned or compulsory said...

Darling, a few genes short of a genome; sinecured into the Chancellors Orifice by Brown to make him 'look good' in retrospect, fat chance.

Old Bag said...

that white haired cuntwipe couldnt organise a buttkicking contest with only one legged contestants let alone the UK economy!

BlogTart said...

Fucking incompetent. A chancellor who can't fucking add up, that's all we fucking need, no wonder we're fucked.

wv bless. I think not.

Anonymous said...

Were darling's comments made before or after he was admitted to the emergency ward?