Saturday, 6 June 2009

Gordon The Flipping Expenses Fiddler Found Out!

Well, well. Poor old Pa McBroon must be spinning in his grave like a fucking whirligig. All his values, particularly honesty and integrity, which Jonah claims to live by, are in fact trampled underfoot by the Son Of The Manse.

Not only does this blatant liar try and cloak his mendacity behind protestations of "Candid" and hide behind his broken "Moral Compass", he criticises his colleagues for flipping the designation of their second home in order to maximise what they can claim, and excoriates those such as Darling and Hoon who have made "mistakes" over what they claimed and effectively claimed for two homes at once.

Completely unnaceptable, he declares - although too weak despite his spin operation to fire or move the naughty Badger! - and yet what is in today's Telegraph?

Brown guilty not only of flipping, but of double charging!

No political authority any more, and no moral authority either. Discredited and disgraced, he should just fuck off and write more rubbish books.

The Penguin


Anonymous said...

Bearing in mind what a lying cunt Sonny McBroon is, one has to wonder if Pa McBroon actually was the model of rectitude & probity that is portrayed by Sonny Boy or whether, in fact,he was as much a hypocrite & liar as Sonny and that Sonny learned these qualities at his Pa's knee?

Brother McBroon receiving dosh from Sonny for 'cleaning' & getting Sonny to support nuclear power as the energy of choice (Brother being very high up in the nuclear power part of French energy company EDF)would lean towards the latter theory.

Oldrightie said...

It is my belief that Jimmy's dad despised the creepy little son he believed he had spawned and treated him with an abusive disdain. I can just see him in a dark corner pulling the legs off spiders and plotting unpleasantness on the world.

JD said...

But..... does anyone read this failure's books? I must confess I haven't, not just through lack of interest, but through the fear that I would be imagining him speaking the words as I read them. I find listening to him gulping away in his grumpy, patronising tones very unpleasant indeed.JD.


Tory Poppins said...

Pg . . . the old bastard needs a bloody good kicking where it hurts. Any suggestions? (Seeing as he's got no balls!)

Blind Pugh said...

Kick him in his cunt for he certainly has plenty of those - Hazel Blears, Jacqui Smith, Caroline Flint, the list goes on and on.

Cheshire Cat said...

Blind Pugh - he hasn't got those particular cunts any more, has he?

And if you kick him in the Glenys, be sure to wear your safety rope...

Anonymous said...

I got the feeling that The Telegraph were bounced into releasing this before they wanted to ( in case Brown had already resigned ). They probably planned to use it as a front page Sunday Telegraph blockbuster.
Still, nice to see the back of the Blair Witch Project.

Blind Pugh said...

Sorry Cheshire Cat, I was blinded by rage and could not see what was in front of me. Of course the McBroon Cunts of the Week are:-

Lady Gladys Kuntock
Lord Cocksuck Mandelbrot
Lord Alan Apprentisuckoff
Lord Ugliest Cunt Adonis
Baroness Blairscunt
Lord Suckoff-Brown
Lord Draylon Carpetburns
Any Other Unelected Cunt Gordo Has Sucked Off This Week.

May they all burn in eternal hellfire for destroying our democracy. Evil, conniving cunts all of them.