Friday 5 June 2009

Two Shags Gets The Retaliation In Early

"Anyone got anything to eat, I'm fucking starving!"

Who's to blame for the electoral misfortunes of NuLiebore?

John "Two Shags And Then Two Fingers Down My Throat" Prescott is convinced it's nowt to do with Jonah, or the expenses scandal.

No, it's the deputy leader, a campaign co-ordinator, ministers responsible for Europe and local government. Harriet, Ed, Flint and Chipmunk.

He even wrote to Harriet to ask what they were supposed to campaign about, and Harriet's reply was:

"Dear John,
We've no money to run a campaign because some fat cunt spent it all on Pies. Your loving Harriet."

The Penguin

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