Wednesday 29 February 2012

Helping Yourself Out Of Poverty

"My Dividend Cheque Was THIS Big!"

Setting a wonderful example of helping herself is Call Me Dave's ex-champion Emma Harrison, who helped herself to a fucking great dividend just before the shit hit the fan about the shenanigins going on with her Arsholes2You company, which specialised in taking large sums of money from the DWP for doing fuck all.

Can't fault her timing.

The Penguin


Anonymous said...

I think you'll find that Ms. Harrison's compnay was set uup to do fuck all back when St. Tony of Jerusalem was PM>

Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur said...

If governments didn't pour enormous amounts of money into useless schemes like this that are easy to scam the opportunities for parasites like this to prosper would be few and far between.

I didn't even get on to the public sector in my list of cunts to be culled but this woman along with people like Homer, Hartnell and Leather would most certainly feature

Anonymous said...

To anyone with an IQ in double-digits, it's been obvious from Day 1 that this outfit was a shady scam operation - so how come nobody noticed until it was too late ?

Follow the money, as Deep Throat advised at Watergate.....

Is your list still open? said...

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.'You were driving; you go and tell the farmer,' says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

'My goodness, what happened to you? asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.

'I knocked on the door and I said to them: 'I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'

Anonymous said...

Off-topic but I think as many people as possible should see this :

Libyan NTC Islamists Destroying British and Commonwealth War Cemetery Benghazi

Anonymous said...

Off topic RP have a look at this


jaded said...

In the news today more troughing at public expense-private companies taking over some police forces.
That'll work!!! Speeding fines tripled? Charges to report your burglary?Child gone missing-insert your credit card here sir.

Still,a few people will get rich out of it,just like this woman.

bill said...

they should be jailed all the lot of them they only have one simple strategy you vote for me and i will vote for you then they have the nerve to say it's democracy

Anonymous said...

one word - cunt

she's acunt

Tarfu said...

'My dividend cheque was THIS big'

Alternative caption:-

'It would need a prick THIS big to fuck you the way I've fucked you lot over'

investment in farmland said...

Libyan NTC Islamists Destroying British and Commonwealth War Cemetery Benghazi

Fuck-all, the revolutionaries we bloody supported in Libya are now desecrating the graves of British troops. We should have supplied weapons to Ghaddafi instead.

Anonymous said...

Isn't her company still on the payroll though until next year? Dave has said that until there's any evidence she will be kept on - what a wanker he is - he doesn't mind killing disabled people either