Wednesday 6 October 2010

But I Deserve It!



Meet Kelly Marshall, 32, unmarried, has 5 children by 4 different fathers. Never ever had a job or paid a penny in tax or national insurance.

She gets £29,000 a fucking year of taxpayer's money, and free housing, which ensures she lives a lifestyle which includes foreign holidays, designer jeans, and a fucking boob job.

She' a fucking parasitical cunt.

The Penguin

18 comments:

Lexander said...

Actually she is a good shag and does not charge very much. Toodle pip.

Ed P said...

And she has an Apple laptop & a dog to feed!
As Lexander says, she does have a job, which helps to pay for luxuries.

Anonymous said...

Yup.

She's a grasping cow.

That is all.

microdave said...

"I thought having children would make my boobs bigger"

"Having children has taken its toll on my body"

If the silly cow had done a bit of research on the first she could have avoided the second. But, of course, she wouldn't be raking in so many benefits...

Meanwhile the Daily Star reports on Pete & Sam Smith getting £95k of benefits per year, including £950 of food a week. The have 10 kids, and neither has worked since he resigned from the Army in 2001 to care for his wife, who has curvature of the spine... Was that a pre existing condition, or the result of being a baby factory???

Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur said...

Naturally with lazy slappers like this - at 32 her oldest is 16.

Makes me fucking weep when I read stuff like this - it is not the kids fault but

1. the feckless mother who is also going pass on her mentality to them

2. the fucking government for rewarding this sort of behaviour

Dioclese said...

Ths is exacty what you get when the welfare system gets out of control - i.e. when you have a Labour government.

Vote Red Ed in and it will get worse.

If in any doubt have a look at my mate's post on his father at http://damned-to-hell.blogspot.com/2010/10/ralph-miliband.html

Ashtrayhead said...

As a taxpayer, I claim my right to cop a feel of her tits.

Roue le Jour said...

Be interesting to know how much a bloke would have to earn to support this flower of English womanhood in the style to which she has become accustomed. It would have to be pushing 100k, surely?

Fascist Hippy said...

Doesn't appear to say how much the 4 fathers are paying towards all of this?

Anonymous said...

Shocking. The fact she thinks she deserves it be because her Mum worked hard and paid taxes is just disgusting.

microdave said...

"As a taxpayer, I claim my right to cop a feel of her tits."

I thought about that, but as we only own a tiny percentage each, it probably wouldn't be worth it...

Captain Haddock said...

"Actually she is a good shag and does not charge very much. Toodle pip" ...

It must be like pulling on a well worn sea-boot ...

Catosays said...

'But I deserve it'.

No you fucking don't. You're an idle scrimshanking bitch of a worn out slapper who's only claim to fame would have been that she was buried in a 'Y'-shaped coffin.

Now fuck off before I get cross.

Anonymous said...

Now that she's upgraded her tits, she'll be more attractive and can have more children.
I see her daughter has a little rack of her own starting. She'll be in the news soon enough: 14 year old gives birth to twins from two fathers of different races.

agitprop said...

Come on people. The government offer it, no strings. Why shouldn't she take the offer up? Don't blame her, blame the idiots in power that give her the choice to do what she does.
Given the benefits environment we live in, she's made sensible choices.

my name is shaggy said...

Be like shagging a wizards sleeve.

Anonymous said...

It could be worse, she could have been a Somali with eight kids.

Anonymous said...

"Be like shagging a wizards sleeve"

...or chucking a sausage up the Mersey Tunnel.