The Penguin
Wednesday, 8 July 2009
Tuesday, 7 July 2009
Those Different Rules Again?
"It's my Muslim rights, innit?"
14 workers at Lancashire County Council were suspended over circulation of an email comparing the Holocaust and the Gaza Offensive. 4 have been sacked.
However, councillor Salim Mulla also sent out the email to 63 colleagues, but no disciplinary action was taken against him.
Blatant discrimination?
The Penguin
Important Message From Jack
To: Chief Constables
From: Justice Secretary
Sadly there has been an escape into the public domain of figures showing that 954 criminals are at large who should be in prison.
I want you to make it a top priority (obviously, after sorting out your extra wedge!) to recapture these criminals and return them to prison.
The Human Rights Act (written by me) prevents me from telling you who these criminals are or from giving you any photographs of them.
Please get on with this as a matter of urgency.
Jack Straw
The Penguin
Quick, Sarah, More Lasagne!!!
It seems that all is not well in Brownland.
The Postman has buggered up the ID card policy without checking with Jonah. Millipede is busy redesigning the NuNuLiebore Party in his own image, complete with bananaa. Shaun of the Deadwood has been frozen out by Voldemort, and Blinky is deperately trying to pretend that the Tory Cuts offensive was all Shaun's doing and that his sticky fingerprints are not all over it. Tessa Jowell is planning to bail out to spend more time with her criminal husband. The Badger is becoming a liability because he is developing a backbone and refusing to let Voldemort run the Treasury. John Hutton is dangerously off message. The three witches are stirring nasty things in a cauldron somewhere while trying to avoid being seen in public. Harpy is preening, waiting for the moment to strike.
Sarah had better get more lasagne on the go, and fast.
The Penguin
Monday, 6 July 2009
Where Are The Cowardly Politicians?
Once again the general public show their respects.
Once again the cowardly fucking bastards who sent them into harm's way ill equipped and poorly funded stay away.
The Penguin
Saint Gobshite Slaps Silvio
It seems that Saint Gobshite has given Silvio Berlusconi a good slapping.
Could have been worse, Mr. B., he could have sung at you.
The Penguin
Courting The Pink Vote, Brown-Style
Advised by Voldemort, Jonah McBroon is assiduously chasing the "Pink Vote".
He had his twittering "wife" join in the Poofs Parade, although he would never stoop to using his family for political purposes.
Now he is planning to make an impact visit to the Norwich North by-election campaign, where he will appear on the steps of City Hall sucking Peter Tatchell's knob while being right royally buggered by Ed Balls.
That should do it!
The Penguin
The Licence Fee? Licence To Trough, The Bastards!
"I'm worth loads more than the £816,000 I get from the taxpayer!"Still more scandalous news leaking out about the troughing and nest-feathering bastards ruining the Bloated Brownose Corporation.
A staggering 47 executives earn more than the Prime Mentalist. And 5 of the top pension pots in the public sector are all down to long serving BBC wankers.
This from the lefty trendy biased BBC whose programmes are often toe curlingly poor, and who pay that twat Jonathan Woss £6 MILLION a year - of taxpayers' money. Who pretend that their licence chasing operation is some sort of official body. Who blatantly use their TV muscle to stifle competition, advertising their exhibitions and shows relentlessly. And the fucking spin off books and magazines.
Soon they'll be squawking about needing a hike in the licence fee. Cunts.
The Penguin
Sunday, 5 July 2009
Spot The Difference!
Ministers and Members Of Parliament cheat and take the piss over their expenses and allowances, and for the most part escape any real form of punishment.
A lowly civil servant posts an anonymous criticism of a thieving Cabinet Minister. And is tracked down and sacked.
Obviously different rules apply.
The Penguin
The More We Find Out, The Less We Respect The Police
Seems that the "officer" currently suspended and under investigation for the killing of Ian Tomlinson at the G20 demonstrations had already been allowed to retire on specious medical grounds rather than be sacked - that way the bastard got to keep his pension! - and should not have been re-employed.
Keep digging!
The Penguin
The Most Dangerous Profession, Carpentry?
From The Telegraph - bloke cuts off his knob with a saw. While in the bath!
His mother Edna, 84, said: "Stuart had a very nasty accident with a saw but he is recovering now.
"He suffered tissue damage and had surgery to stitch him up which, I understand, was successful.
"I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident. I was in Somerset when it happened and got a call from the hospital.
"Hopefully he will be home next week and be able to get back to work which he loves.
"Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools.
"This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
So there.
The Penguin
Saturday, 4 July 2009
You Have To Make Allowances
"It's the sort of wage you'd normally associate with a Premiership footballer or a City trader - £800 for a minute's work.
But the amazing sum is paid with taxpayers' money to council meeting chairmen at Tower Hamlets in East London.
All councillors get an allowance of £9,698, but committee chairmen get an additional £8,069.
However, Tory councillor Phil Briscoe believed the Labour authority had created extra roles for a group of 'cronies'.
He asked for a breakdown of how long each committee leader had led meetings in the last municipal year.
Labour councillor Salim Ullah managed just ten minutes with the appeals committee, which works out at £807 a minute.
Labour's Mohammed Shahid Ali spent 91 minutes on the general purposes committee, making £5,320 an hour or £88 a minute.
Councillor Briscoe said: 'It is hard to imagine any politician in Westminster could clock up allowances at such a rate.'
Councillor Ullah refused to comment but Councillor Ali said: 'The time spent actually in committee is a very small part of the work of a committee chair.'
The council said: 'Allowances for nearly all chairs are significantly below recommended amounts.'"
Now, is it just me, or is there something a bit "sub continental" about these lucky chaps names?
The Penguin
More Wanking At The Taxpayer's Expense!
Does this man look like a wanker?Oh dear, how embarrassing!
Jeffrey Donaldson, a Democratic Unionist MP, has repaid hundreds of pounds after charging the taxpayer for the cost of watching dozens of pay-to-view films in London hotel rooms.
Naturally, it was all completely open and above board, which is why on one claim the "Room Service 2" legend had "FOOD" written next to it. Just accidental, I'm sure.
Despite his protestations that these pay-per-view films were not of an adult nature, I suspect they were. And I suspect there'll be some under-paid and disgruntled hotel employee who can provide the proof....
So, Jacqui, you're not alone in trying to charge the public for wanking.
The Penguin
The Trouble With The Brownies, Gordon
The problem about a proven liar is that you can't trust him to tell the truth, even when he says he is. And when you have such serial liars as Bliar and McBroon in charge, supported by such liars as Blinky and Millipede, and tainted by the expenses scandal, is it any surprise that trust in the entire government and machinery of government evaporates? Who really believes that the Iraq War Enquiry, which Jonah wanted to be held in secret, will not be just another fucking whitewash? Who thinks the IPCC will actually bring murder charges against the policemen who killed Ian Tomlinson? Who thinks Cressida Dick should have been sacked not promoted after the murder by police of de Menezes?
In such times conspiracy theorists have a ball.
Now there are people claiming that the security services staged 7/7 to try and prop up support for the Iraq War, and there are sufficient inconsistencies in the offical reports to fuel this, as reported in the Mail.
The problem is, even if they hold an inquiry, in public, who believes it will get to the truth amidst such a pack of liars?
The Penguin
Friday, 3 July 2009
Where Are The Police Impersonators?
This march and demonstration is getting a very different response from the Metropolitan Police Farce and the City Of London Plod and the Tube and Train Plod than the G20 demonstrations got.
Where are all the "Police Impersonators" with their dogs and their batons and shields?
Why is there no "kettling" and random violence? Where are all the surveillance units?
Or does a different set of rules apply?
The Penguin
The Vultures Circle Over The Corpse
Horribly predictable, m'learned friends in the land of litigation are rubbing their hands in sick glee at the prospect of long drawn out legal proceedings as the various "interested parties" go legal in their unbridled greed in gaining control over the three little meal tickets recently bereft of a very strange father.
Meanwhile several pharmacological companies have issued profit warnings because they rackon the benefit of the free publicity for their products will be undermined by the drop off in sales to their best customer (deceased). Similar problems are being experienced by companies in the beauty product business.
The Penguin
Underpants Bryant Has Another Good Idea!
Chris Bryant, the curate turned politician who is best known for advertising for gay friends by posing in his unfashionable underpants has declared that civil partnerships should be celebrated in church.
This is not something that the CoE or the left footers generally favour.
But I look forward to Underpants insisting that this liberalism should extend to the Mosque.
The Penguin
Thursday, 2 July 2009
There Can Be No Excuse - Heads Must Roll!
The bleeding Police Farce sink ever lower in my estimation.
How on earth could a fucking dog handler leave his dogs in a vehicle in that heat?
Some cunt should get the sack.
The Penguin
Baroness Scotland - What A Useless Twat
Baroness Scotland demonstrates yet again that she is completely unfit for purpose.
However, look at all the boxes she ticks!
Black.
Female.
Ugly.
Sucks Gordon's cheesey knob.
So he's not likely to sack her.
The Penguin
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