Tuesday, 14 July 2009
Who Do You Believe?
Details from the journal of a Welsh Guards platoon commander who died in May after being injured in Afghanistan were published last night.
Lieutenant Mark Evison, 26, wrote: “I have a lack of radios, water, food and medical equipment. This, with manpower, is what these missions lack. It is disgraceful to send a platoon into a very dangerous area with two weeks’ water and food and one team medics’ pack. Injuries will be sustained which I will not be able to treat and deaths will occur which could have been stopped. We are walking on a tightrope and from what it seems here are likely to fall unless drastic measures are undertaken.”
This is in direct contradiction of the spoutings of our Prime Mentalist, His Badger, and the Jobsworth, who repeatedly claim that our troops are well equipped and that they are given everything they ask for.
Someone is not telling the truth.
I know who I believe.
The Penguin
Monday, 13 July 2009
War Veterans Are To Be Thrown Out For Pikeys
Well, Jonah sets such a good example in the way he values our armed services while they are actually fighting and dying, what the fuck do you expect from local jobsworths?
Of course they are going to regard the fucking Pikey's "rights" as more important.
Fucking cunts.
The Penguin
Gordon Is A Moron
On the very day that the Army suffered it's highest casualties in Afghanistan, what does our wonderful Prime Mentalist say?
He says we are succeeding. Making "considerable progress".
Meanwhile the coffins come home, but there are never any politicians to welcome them. The charlatans claim that the troops have everything they need, that they are well equipped and properly resourced. It's not what the professionals say.
I know who I believe.
The Penguin
Sunday, 12 July 2009
Slideshow?
Medieval Festivals
Testing...
Even better, check out http://www.flickr.com/photos/john_kennan/sets/72157606731020299/show/
The Penguin
Spot The Difference Part 95
One Civil Servant anonymously criticises expenses thief Hazel Blears and is sacked.
Another Civil Servant urges people to kill British and American soldiers, was suspended for 6 months and is now re-instated. So the cunt has had a six month fucking holiday!
Now, can you spot the difference?
The Penguin
Doctor David Kelly's Ghost Wont Lie Quiet!
"Can you see the blood on my hands?"
It seems that the evil triumvirate of Blair, Campbell, and Hoon and their unpleasant coterie are not "out of the woods" over the murder of David Kelly.
It seems that the blood is seeping through the whitewash.
The Penguin
Saturday, 11 July 2009
To Tewkesbury!
Stepping back to 1471, to the decisive battle where the Lancastrians were routed by the Yorkists and Edward IV strengthened his claim to the throne.
You can check the details on Wikipedia!
The Penguin
Friday, 10 July 2009
The Curse Of McBroon Strikes Again!
"Did this used to be a good school before I visited it?"
Jonah really has the Midas-In-Reverse touch, doesn't he?
Just a few short weeks after he praises some "flagship" academy, inspectors condemn it as a failure.
If only the UK Borders Agency could keep the cunt out of the country for a few weeks, just think of the damage he could inflict on other people as opposed to on us.
The Penguin
The King Of Poppedhisclogs In Sand
The artist has not yet got to the small boy kneeling in front of Wacko Jacko.
The Penguin
Just How Fucking Useless Brown Has Been Exposed
Not just "No More Boom and Bust" - Inequality, Poverty, Unemployment.
Fraser Nelson spells it out.
The Penguin
Council Jobsworth Alert!
This is the Mayor of Reigate and Banstead, whose officials sicked the Plod onto an ordinary bloke who was helping the community by organising football games for youngsters.
Now, apart from being stupidly officious, what the fucking hell do Surrey's "Finest" think they are doing getting involved in something so fucking silly? Have they no thieving pikeys to ignore for fear of having their helicopter vandalised? No motorists to give speeding tickets? No demonstrators to brutalise? No Brazilian electricians to shoot? No wonder Bob Quick wanted to go back to the Met!
The Penguin
Badger's Bastard Love Child?
Is the young actor who plays the nasty in the Potter Films really Alastair Darling's bastard love child?
The Penguin
Two Complete Nutters
Oh, and I wonder which of those medals the nutter on the right awarded himself for his minions shooting WPC Yvonne Fletcher?
The Star of Lockerbie is obvious.
The Penguin
Bringing A Bit Of Discipline Back Into The Classroom?
Now this may have got a bit out of hand.
But I suspect the victim won't be quite so lippy again.
The Penguin
Where The Buck Stops, Jonah, With You!
Now it's not just the likes of me and the posters on AARSE claiming that Gordon McBroon is directly responsible for the high casualties that the Army are suffering in Afghanistan.
Lord Guthrie seems to have decided to go public.
Not before time, he should have spoken out much earlier. And no wonder that Jonah keeps well clear of the coffins.
The Penguin
Thursday, 9 July 2009
Yet More Cock Up At The Home Office
The Home Office have taken so long to process asylum seekers claims that they are now forced to let them stay because to remove them would infringe their fucking human fucking rights.
And not just a few - tens of thousands of them. Who is going to get fucking sacked or fucking resign over this?
I suspect no one, after all, that's the NuLiebore way.
The Penguin
Wednesday, 8 July 2009
The Badger Plan - Even More Fuck Up!
"Apple Pie, Motherhood, 3 Meals A Day, Church On Sunday, Strawberries and Cream...."
Al "Badger" Darling, serial house-flipper and allowance cheat has announced his plan to prevent any similar fuck-up to the banking fuck-up which his predecessor as Chancellor allowed to happen through diluting financial regulation between 3 entities, the Treasury, The Bank of England and the fucking useless but very expensive Financial Services Authority.
Yes, you guessed it, the cunt is planning on having a fourth entity, the new Council for Financial Stability designed to bring together the Financial Services Authority, the Treasury and the Bank of England, and be collectively be responsible for financial stability.
So where 3 different bodies fucked right up because of lack of accountability, turf wars, communications issues, and the usual "oh, it's someone else's responsibility" - there will now be even more opportunity for things falling between the stools. But never mind, it gives Darling and McBroon lots more juicy "jobs for the boys" to hand out to their cronies and stooges.
The utter cunts.
The Penguin
This Trough Pig Doesn't Like Bloggers!
Brian Coleman doesn't want bloggers examining his expenses. Why not?"I'm not going to help the mad, the bad and the sad, the bloggers on the internet."
Thus one troughing pig refusing to make public his expense claims which the taxpayer funds, despite all the rest of the piggies at his trough doing so at the behest of Biffo.
Is this perhaps a sign that the sad bad and mad bloggers are beginning to get under the trough pigs lardy skins? Are you beginning to realise how much we fucking hate you bastards? Are you getting a teensy bit worried?
You fucking should be.
The Penguin
That's It, I'm Going Pikey!
Following Old Holborn's lead in becoming a Lesbian Transgendered One Legged Black Muslim in order to maximise her Yuman Rites, I have decided to become a Dirty Thieving Pikey.
Not only will I never have to pay taxes or national inurance, I'll go straight to the front of the queue at the doctor's without bothering with any appointment and the police will have to provide me with dangerous dog and a bit of rope. They'll also have to give me a shotgun or two, but no need for a licence, and then arrange a party for me and my fellow travellers. I'll be able to go to conferences with free grub and £60 cash in hand no questions asked, ignore planning requirements, park my caravans anywhere I fucking like, save a fortune on road tax and insurance and MOTs, steal diesel from farms, flytip crap wherever I choose, and some do gooding cunt from the council will come and fill in all the fucking forms so I can get every benefit going.
Mind you, I'll have to tone down my cunting language a fucking bit.
The Penguin
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