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Letting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.
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Crocodile tears are so taxing to weep.
Cry baby bunting
Daddy's gone a-hunting
To get a little rabbit skin
To wrap the baby bunting in.
Tears for souvenirs are all you've left me
Memories of a love you never meant
I just can't believe you could forget me
After all those happy hours we spent (together)
Tears have been my only consolation
But tears can't mend a broken heart I must confess
Let's forgive and forget
Turn our tears of regret
Once more to tears of happiness
Tears have been my only consolation
But tears can't mend a broken heart I must confess
Let's forgive and forget
Turn our tears of regret
Once more to tears of happiness
Let's forgive and forget
Turn our tears of regret
Once more to tears of happiness.
Kenny Boy - not a chuffing chance.
Sob! Lee Jasper stole £510,000 and I did not ever get a penny!
Mayoral candidate Ken Livingstone was creased up with laughter and literally had to wipe the tears from his eyes when he found out that serial stalker and RIP troll Ciaran Rehill had been banned from Twitter yet again....." cont. p7
"Not crying - just looking for my balls"
Tears of a clown
I like Ken and I like Boris because they have set the mould for the character of mayor needing to be a personality, providing daily entertainment in the course of their duties.
Dobbo was a GLC candidate who had suffered a charisma by-pass. Jack Dromey, of the all female shortlist, eyeing-up B'ham, has zero entertainment value and can be guaranteed to be a tool - of the fabian leadership.
But I would still be happy for BoJo to beat the old smelly newt fancier. Boris wears his mantle of power lightly. Ken starches his mantle and hides inside.
Ed Milliband, stood behind, is saying ' oh ffs he's pissed himself as well.......wanker"
CR-come on we are all waiting you to publish CF's address and call him a paedophile/EDL/BNP/racist etc.It never fails to amuse.
By the way i've tried writing you.Is your address not Padded Room 1,Bethlem mental hospital,Beckenham?I've written it in green ink as well.
Just taken out major police blogge "DCI Gene Hunt" single handed. Sweet.
Oh dear, it is almost sad (almost, but not quite) to see the poor, fat, deluded old queen Rehill attempting to take credit for anything other than masturbating in his sweaty DSS flea-pit....
Just taken out DCI Hunt single handed. Sweet.
Why don't you try and take a woman out instead?
Would you twats please take your pathetic squabbles some place else?
I don't want the arse-ache of deleting your crap, so go and post it someplace else.
Now if there's a smile on my face,
it's only there tryin' to fool the public,
but when it comes down to foolin' you;
Now honey, that's quite a different subject.
But don't let my glad expression
give you the wrong impression.
Really I'm sad.I'm sadder than sad.
You're gone and I'm hurtin' so bad.
Like a clown I pretend to be glad.
Now there's some sad things known to man,
but ain't too much sadder than
the tears of a clown
"Why don't you try and take a woman out instead?"
He tried that once. He's been whining about trying to get his DNA removed from the database ever since as a result of what happened....
Why me, why the fuck am I singled out, no politicians pay their taxes.
Now Labour Central Office said to look emotional.
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