Friday, 1 May 2009

Showing Hazel Blears The Way Forward?

A Pig, A Miniature Chipmunk, And A Fox

Hazel "The Ginger Midget" Blears is at a serious disadvantage in being taken seriously as a politician, despite her blind tribal loyalty and determination to do the right thing for pensioners by persecuting them to death over a mere £3,000 or so of legal costs.

Not only is she a ginger minger, but she is vertically challenged.

Luckily for The Chipmunk, an Australian politician has blazed a trail which Hazel could eaily follow, were she prepared to risk the horrors of the NHS where C Diff and MRSA are doing their best to keep bed blocking at a minimum.

Go for it, short arse!!

The Penguin

8 comments:

Rightwinggit said...

Has she killed anyone else this week?

microdave said...

And just look where that Australian politician went for the treatment.....Russia!!!
There doesn't seem to be a mention of her catching any "nasties" whilst she was there.

Nice to know how much more advanced the West is, compared to former Iron Curtain backwaters, er NOT...

ConstantlyFurious said...

I'm sorry. I have a confession to make.

Loved the pic. and caption so much, I stole it. Lock stock. Copied it blatantly.

Sorry.

midessai said...

Seing as we'd be paying for it does a member of the public get to break her legs?

Chalcedon said...

FFS!!! She's a frigging dwarf! And ginger. Genetics does have a sense of humour after all!

The Penguin said...

We could raise a considerable sum for charity by raffling or auctioning the right(s) to break her legs.

Lexander said...

Thanks again Peng. I have an advantage over a lot of you because I got through three ginger mingers in me time! And it is true what they say about the nether regions colour. Mmmm delicious.

North Northwester said...

Like a New Labour version of Charlie's Angels; from right to left:

# what the MPs get
# what the permanent political class gets
# what the rest of us get.


What a lot of gets...