McCavity Brown, Hiding In The Bunker?

"It All Started In America!"

Where's the big fearty from Fife? Bottling in the bunker.

Cameron takes a stand, shows leadership and insists his Conservative MPs put things right.

Brown is silent, except for mutterings of support for the useless Speaker Martin. Meanwhile his minions brief against the Ginger Minger, and the only Cabinet Minister who wants to go on record on expenses is the supremely daft Harriet.

Let's hope there is no national emergency or crisis requiring leadership or decision making, because Jonah clearly is not up to the job.

The Penguin