Friday, 15 May 2009
Constituents Are Rightly Furious
Kettering's voters have expressed their outrage at their MP, Phillip Hollobone.
An angry 37 year old shoplifter called Peter told our reporter "He's a fucking disgrace! He's making Kettering look fucking stupid, innit?"
Unemployed local chav 22 year old Charlene said "I'm not voting for the cunt, he's obviously too fucking stupid to fiddle his expenses!"
Market researcher Kylie, 28, was unimpressed. "Look how many people the rest employ, and he does it all himself, it's just greedy, he could be getting local people employed."
Mr. Hollobone himself was too busy being an honest and hard working MP to comment.
Posted by Hacked Off at 09:12