"Not The Only Gays On The Council!"Poor Lord Voldemort, his brave attempts to keep the pink fraternity in his beloved Hartlepool happy by ensuring that his essential gardening maintenance and interior decorating work prior to buggering off to Brussels was kept in the family as it were seem to have backside fired.
The purchaser of the property seems to think that either Lord Voldemort was right royally shafted without the benefit of lube, since there seems to have been little or no work done whatsoever, or that it was all a complete pink scam.
Either way, my message to the good people of Hartlepool is clear: if a pair of unctuous fat-lipped poofters come mincing up your drive asking for your vote, for fuck's sake don't let them quote for any maintenance work you might need doing.
The Penguin
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£3000 I believe. But is either of them a gardener? Both appear to work in public sector non-jobs. Gardening must be what they do to make ends meet (snigger)
I have e mailed to enquire about their scale of charges for gardening work
hardly bending over backwards to please folk, are they?
They look like The Kray twins. Right up Mandy's creek, is that. Share and share alike, sort of thing. I don't mean defence procurement, either.
You would be right to be concerned if this "pair of unctuous fat-lipped poofters come mincing up your drive asking for your vote", since one of them - Michael Johnson - died earlier this year. Strangely there is no mention of why?
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Labour-claims-byelection-win.5248491.jp
Why he died? or what he died of? With any luck it was an Arsehole Injected Deathsentence, and the other two are just coffin dodging for a few years of ill health.
Not that I'm prejudiced. They can get up to whatever they like as consenting adults. But when they take my hard earned money, either as councillors expenses, fees, or doing favours for Voldemort, then it becomes rather more serious.
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