Sunday, 17 May 2009
Uphill Gardening And Uphill Interior Design?
Poor Lord Voldemort, his brave attempts to keep the pink fraternity in his beloved Hartlepool happy by ensuring that his essential gardening maintenance and interior decorating work prior to buggering off to Brussels was kept in the family as it were seem to have backside fired.
The purchaser of the property seems to think that either Lord Voldemort was right royally shafted without the benefit of lube, since there seems to have been little or no work done whatsoever, or that it was all a complete pink scam.
Either way, my message to the good people of Hartlepool is clear: if a pair of unctuous fat-lipped poofters come mincing up your drive asking for your vote, for fuck's sake don't let them quote for any maintenance work you might need doing.
Posted by Hacked Off at 14:19