Thursday, 7 May 2009

Eyeliner Burham's Latest Gaffe

"Please don't make me cry, my mascara will run!"

Little Andy "Eyeliner" Burnham, fresh from offending every whining Scouser, now plans to piss off hundreds of thousands of football supporters of the most successful English clubs (which by definition have the biggest fan base!) by suggesting they share more money with their less successful rivals.

What a brilliant vote loser! This boy is just so good, he should be promoted.

The Penguin


Fidothedog said...

Just like every aspect of this so called government, the bit that makes money has to support the part that is failing.

hoons, utter hoons.

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

And while we're at it, let's get some wheelchair bound players in there with their fair share of goal quotas and make sure they are immune to all this unfair tackling...

FFS! These hoons are positively EVIL.

If they ran the Department of Human Evolution, we'd all be single cell amoebas complaining about how unfair it was for that certain Tory voting organisms seem to have evolved an unfair set of fins to swim with and catch more plankton.

Hoons, the fecking lot of them.

I swear, that old Hollywood Deliverance nonsense about uncontrollable shaking when you're zeroing in for the kill with a deer...

... if I had this hoon Burnham in my sights, the second arrow would be lined up before the first one had struck him in his pantomine dame, mascara'd eye.


wv: killyant

Doctor Mick said...

That looks like Gary Numan.

He's an Everton supporter FFS. Whose bright idea was it to send him to stand in front of a sea of Liverpool supporters and expect reverential silence while he spoke?

Anonymous said...

He looks a bit like Marc Almond.