Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Could It Be? Martin To Resign!!!!!!!

"Order! Order me a Taxi!"

Reports hitting the web that Speaker Martin is to resign this afternoon.

Paul Waugh in the Standard seems to be first with this news.

Stupid fat fool should have done it yesterday, escaped with some dignity.

Now with any luck he'll be so enraged at Jonah McBroon abandoning him he'll give him a decent Glasgow kiss, or at the very least drop Jonah in the cack. It was shameful but typical yesterday to see McBroon scuttle out of the chamber as soon as the Speaker had sat down after his piss-poor "statement" - the cunt may write books about other peoples' courage, but he has none of his own. And when it comes to sacrificing his friends to protect his own position....

The Penguin

9 comments:

Oliver Cromwell's Ghost said...

Now for a campaign to stop him creeping off to the House of Lords.

He's troughed enough already.

The Penguin said...

I'd like to think that after the ignominy of being forced out as Speaker he'll not wish to be around the place, and will fuck off back to Scotchland with his tail between his legs.

Anna Raccoon said...

- and showed his utter contempt for parliament by announcing his decision to resign first to an obscure Scottish journalist rather than the embers whose interests he has so signally failed to protect.

Oliver Cromwell's Ghost said...

rather than the embers whose interests he has so signally failed to protect.

Freudian slip, Anna? Oh how we wish!

wee Mrs. Martin said...

Ye fuckin evil sassenach bastards, what the fuck de ye think this feckin animal is gain te do t me when he gets wi a gut full o free Glenfiddich?

Anonymous said...

80% of all Scottish Labour MPs are from Irish Catholic Stock. They may have been born in Scotland and speak with Scottish tongues but their heart and soul is forever Irish Catholic but don't let these simple facts get in the way of tarring all Scots with the same brush. After all, who else could the English blame for their own incompetence, the Polish, the Blacks, the Asians or maybe a hybrid of all three but certainly not the god fearing holier-than-thou good folk of Englandistan.

The Penguin said...

Oh dear, some soft Scotchland anonymong has got hurt feelings. Do you suppose it was something someone said?

Anonymous said...

Not at all. Just a reply to the typical pathetic English whingers blaming everyone but themselves. We've seen it and heard it all before from the spineless little Englanders.
The Scots have broad shoulders and a deaf ear to the English retards.
Keep up you pathetic little rants and keep sending the money up north. That is the only worthwhile thing you lot are any good at.
I'll go and cash my giro now.
Anonymong needs more halfwitted English taxpayers money to buy me a SatNav.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully they can find someone with a proper speaking voice now. "uh uh oowerder! owerder!" What an appalling prole.