Thursday, 7 May 2009

More Whitewash In Whitehall.

"Hello? Hello? Why is no-one answering my calls?"

Fuck all surprise that Gus O'Donnell, chief cocksucker of the civil service, could find no evidence that Damian McBride had ever done anything at all naughty except for that one isolated and completely out of character e-mail that he inadvertently and accidentally and innocently sent by mistake to Dolly Draper, who he hardly knew and had never met.

Swallowing all this whitewash like a well-experienced pink oboe player, Cabinet Office minister Liar Byrne said that this showed that the government was squeaky clean and whiter than white. Mr. Byrne said that he personally had never so much as watched Dolly's lovely wife on the television, and that he could personally vouch for Gordon McBroon never having even been in the same building as Damian McBride.

Honourable members of the Commons public administration committee coughed appreciatively and agreed that they could pile all the blame on the hapless McBride, who was conveniently missing, possibly in some woods or maybe on a mountain.

The Penguin


Cato said...

Or maybe underneath a mountain....with a bit of luck.

Earthlet Nigel said...

Let's hope that prior to his well received and wholly deserved demise he had the prescience to leave some damning info where it should surface just before the election

Oldrightie said...

Get real, he's still sharing Jimmy Brown's bed.