Friday, 22 May 2009

Gordon And His Sock-Puppet Make History!


That much vaunted Master Of Finance, Saviour Of The World, Eliminator Of Boom And Bust, Trouser Pisser and Snot Gobbler, Jimmy Jonah McBroon, The Unelected Prime Mentalist has achieved another first for Britain, alongside his badger-faced sock-puppet, Alastair Darling.

For the first time in history, Britain is threatened with having its triple A credit rating down-graded.

Prudence is spinning in her shallow grave.

The Penguin

4 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Jimmy Snot, "I just don't accept that. Look at our massive borrowing, our failed infrastructure, our corrupt Parliament, all these show this assessement is far too positive."

Norman said...

As Ishmael says - 'The Nutter With The Stutter'

Anonymous said...

This man looks like an SS guard minutes after the camp has been liberated.

Bishop Brennan said...

Prudence is not only in a shallow grave, but she was tortured, murdered and raped anally by that fucking weirdo cunt Brown first. He should be locked up with Peter Connelly's killers. Except with a proper sentence

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