Saturday, 9 May 2009

Achieving A Better Balance, Removing Risk?

"Hmmmmm, I wonder what I'll completely fuck up today?"

Fuck me backwards with a brass bargepole! Spokesweasels at H M Treasury are still trying to defend Jonah McBroon's stupidity and ignorance in flogging half of Britain's gold at bargain basement prices and "investing" the proceeds in a basketcase of foreign currencies, such as the Euro. And the Dollar.

This apparently achieved a "better balance" and removed 30% of our risk. Or so the twats at the Treasury keep bleating.

Meanwhile The Great Saviour Of The World is seen by everyone else as barking fucking mad, still trying to persuade others to follow his lead into the abyss. He flogged off our gold at an average price of $276.60 an ounce. Today gold is trading at around $900 an ounce.

Fucking brilliant, Gordon, just fucking brilliant. That's your place in the history books assured.

The Penguin

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