Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Donald Campbell's Body Is Found At Last!


Amidst the ongoing fuss about whether or not to relax the rules and let a restored Bluebird run up and down Coniston Water at 100mph, I am glad to be able to report that Donald Campbell's body has been found at last.

It came out of a tap in Huddersfield.

The Penguin

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"A spokesman for the Lake District National Parks Authority said: "There is a 10mph speed limit on the lake, and there is no point rebuilding Bluebird if you are going to run it at 10mph. But there is also the view 'Why Bluebird? What is so special about Bluebird?', and that it could be the thin end of the wedge."

Can't you just imagine the tone in which those politically-correct, equality and diversity promoting, anti-British words were uttered by the State Kommissar employed by the National Parks Authority.

I imagine his attitude would be completely different if someone were proposing to build, say, a floating Mosque to celebrate Eid. The cunt would probably be volunteering to help build that...

The Penguin said...

There's a job for every jobsworth in the public and quango sector!

Lexander said...

Having met Campbell a few times (Press conferences) I am sure he would find this very funny and tell them to fuck off and find something to really worry about.

Anonymous said...

Whats brown and white and travels at 110 mph? Yup Dons underpants.