Sunday, 3 May 2009

"And I Think I Need A Lear Jet!"


David "The Novice" Millipede, our 12-year old Foreign Secretary is looking to hire a private jet to save himself the hassle and difficulties of flying on ordinary commerial airlines.

Now, one could understand this if it was just to ensure that his luggage didn't get lost like everyone else's, or if it was simply because the RAF don't have any servicable aeroplanes left after NuLiebore's defence spending is used up in illegal overseas wars, or even if it would enable the jug eared banana waving wanker to do some work while in transit.

But no, it seems it is because there's been a huge petition by decent ordinary passengers who object to having to share an aeroplane with The Boy Wonder.

I can't imagine why.

The Penguin

12 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Not a lear jet, he wants a SMEAR Jet!

Fidothedog said...

Got to keep his bananas fresh!

Old Bag said...

he knows where he can shove that banana...

Anonymongous said...

No! You are wrong!

I've just realised why he NEEDS a smear-jet.

It is so he can LEAVE countries quickly, not so he can arrive in time to 'help' (for the life of me, I can't understand what help he could ever be).

He appears to have had another foreign relations disaster - a stand up row with a previously friendlt government!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Such hubris to suggest a two year contract, as though he will still be around for the second year.
Give the daft twerp his own jet, hopefully someone will fiddle with it so he crashes and stops embarrassing us the length and breadth of the world, silly little cunt.

Isaac Hunt said...

Surely the answer to our superb governments' international transport needs is to recommision the Concord fleet, for ministers use only, of course. The prestige for the UK when Concord lands on a dirt strip in Afghanistan would be fantastic.

microdave said...

Give him one of these:http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/732500/732501_e46a_625x1000.jpg

Gurning Gordo's Video Productions said...

No, he doesn't. He needs a barbed wire noose.

aproposofwhat said...

Milliwat is the true face of Neues Arbeit - overeducated, smug and as arrogant as fuck.

If he wants to get somewhere quickly, why not strap him to a Trident and drop the slimy fucker on whoever least deserves it.

What a twat!

Anonymous said...

Isaac Hunt recommission the Concord (sic) fleetI'm with you on that, as long as they blow up on takeoff.

Slimy little Marxist hoon. When they circumsized him they threw the child away and kept the foreskin.

Delphius1 said...

I'm actually in favour of him having a private plane.

It'll reduce the collateral damage when someone takes him out with a stinger missile.

Anonymous said...

why not just make Louie walsh foreign secretary and be done with it.