David "The Novice" Millipede, our 12-year old Foreign Secretary is looking to hire a private jet to save himself the hassle and difficulties of flying on ordinary commerial airlines.
Now, one could understand this if it was just to ensure that his luggage didn't get lost like everyone else's, or if it was simply because the RAF don't have any servicable aeroplanes left after NuLiebore's defence spending is used up in illegal overseas wars, or even if it would enable the jug eared banana waving wanker to do some work while in transit.
But no, it seems it is because there's been a huge petition by decent ordinary passengers who object to having to share an aeroplane with The Boy Wonder.
I can't imagine why.
The Penguin
12 comments:
Not a lear jet, he wants a SMEAR Jet!
Got to keep his bananas fresh!
he knows where he can shove that banana...
No! You are wrong!
I've just realised why he NEEDS a smear-jet.
It is so he can LEAVE countries quickly, not so he can arrive in time to 'help' (for the life of me, I can't understand what help he could ever be).
He appears to have had another foreign relations disaster - a stand up row with a previously friendlt government!
Such hubris to suggest a two year contract, as though he will still be around for the second year.
Give the daft twerp his own jet, hopefully someone will fiddle with it so he crashes and stops embarrassing us the length and breadth of the world, silly little cunt.
Surely the answer to our superb governments' international transport needs is to recommision the Concord fleet, for ministers use only, of course. The prestige for the UK when Concord lands on a dirt strip in Afghanistan would be fantastic.
Give him one of these:http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/732500/732501_e46a_625x1000.jpg
No, he doesn't. He needs a barbed wire noose.
Milliwat is the true face of Neues Arbeit - overeducated, smug and as arrogant as fuck.
If he wants to get somewhere quickly, why not strap him to a Trident and drop the slimy fucker on whoever least deserves it.
What a twat!
Isaac Hunt recommission the Concord (sic) fleetI'm with you on that, as long as they blow up on takeoff.
Slimy little Marxist hoon. When they circumsized him they threw the child away and kept the foreskin.
I'm actually in favour of him having a private plane.
It'll reduce the collateral damage when someone takes him out with a stinger missile.
why not just make Louie walsh foreign secretary and be done with it.
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