Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Not Just That Fucking Awful Dill Pickle, Then!

Why do they have that fucking horrible pickle? Is that really cheese?

Swiss police said today they were investigating a seven-year-old girl's discovery of a condom in her McDonald's Meal.

Fribourg state police say the mother called them after the girl discovered the condom.

Police said today they were investigating where the condom came from.

They said an analysis was being done to determine if the condom posed a health risk.

I suppose they could check the DNA?

The Penguin

7 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Just proves your fucked eating that muck!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Did the johnnie have manonaise in it?

The Penguin said...

I'm expecting the results to state that the johnny was perfectly OK but that the McCrapburger was a definite health risk.

Rightwinggit said...

La la la la la,

I've loved in it!


And it isn't dill, it's pickled gherkin.

The Penguin said...

I think you'll find they use dill as one of the herbs to marinate the blessed gherkin in....or maybe dildo?

Cato said...

McCrapburgers....the coming thing!

Old Bag said...

now i know what that "secret sauce" they put in those burgers are..and i hate them fucking pickles too.