40 year old "justice" minister Shahid Malik claimed £750 for a special massage chair because he has a bad back.
Looking at photographs of his 24 year old wife, Sundus Sheikh, I can understand how that might be the case.
The Penguin
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Nah, sex is good for backache! Perhaps it was a novel sex aid.
I'd hit it!
I'll cure his black back with a bloody wack from me cricket back. I reckon he takes her in that massage chair! Are we really taking this serious enough?
If Sue's suggestion is correct I DEFINITELY need to spend some time with her. She's a hell of a lot better looking than my Chiropractor, and female...
I'm with Sue, he bought it to pep up his sex life.
Not sure what the Sura's have to say on massage chairs will have to check out the Koran later.....
I bet she loves it up the arse...
I bet she's his cousin. But never mind, if the kids turn out to be spaz's you mugs can pick up the tab with your lovely NHS (National Healthings Servicings)
wow why did she marry such an old man who can't keep up with the pace, she must be a social climber
yeah she's a social climber alright. I knew her at uni and she's pretty alright but had a reputation of being a right tart. My friend slept with her and she almost did his back in! She looks like such a sweet muslim girl now but I heard from good sources that she's had one of those operations that make you like virgin again. Poor Mr Malik, he's having a hard time of it lately and i'm sure he thought he was marrying a good new 'very young' muslim girl that would be good for his image, if only he knew the truth... serves him right for being a dirty old man who takes our money and spends on plasma screen! Remember all that glitters is not gold Mr Malik...well at least the tv was expensive .. unlike the wife who we know is very cheap
hey man that's being nasty, mr penguin man you should definelty get rid of last comment. So what if she had good time at university as we all did. Don;t have a go at her just coz of shahid malik.
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