I usually ignore stuff like this, but since I was shat on by the great Leg Iron, I have decided to take it as an honour, and inform you of 8 pointless things about me.
1. I'm not actually a flightless bird.
2. I have a degree in Education.
3. I have no A-levels.
4. I used to be a Dean's Chorister of Norwich Cathedral.
5. I prefer "Leffe Blonde" to Carlsberg.
6. I hate petty minded people. In fact, I'm going to make a list of them.
7. I am apparently a dead ringer for Brad Pitt in "Snatch" (but not in "Troy", sadly.)
8. I have to wear a penguin-suit for a birthday party tomorrow evening. I hope it still fits.
Now for 4 victims. I nominate The Scumbag Times, Old Holborn, Ranting Rab C Nesbitt, and Tory Poppins.
The Penguin
6 comments:
You make as much sense as Brad Pitt did in Snatch, too. :o)
Proper fucked.
You bastard!
What kind of birthday parties do they have down there??
Who's Brad Pitt?
Hope the suit has a zip in the right place. But be careful, cos I can tell you are getting excited!
subs: i believe Mr B Pitt is rhyming slang for "shit".
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