Monday 13 December 2010

Skinflint Adulterer To Live Alone

Not Even With Yours And Two Paper Bags!

Chris Huhne really is a little shit.

He has declared that he's going to live alone rather than set up home with the rug-muncher he "cured" at the expense of his marriage - because it'll save him a few quid on maintenance.

"Divorce lawyer Sarah Thompson, a partner at solicitors Russell, Jones and Walker, said: ‘By indicating that he intends to live alone, he is saying that he will not be sharing any household bills and that his future disposable income will be lower than if he were cohabiting or married.

‘A lower disposable income means he can expect to pay a lower level of maintenance than if he were living with someone.’"

Or maybe he's just realised that waking up next to Carina every morning would be a nightmare he just can't face?

The Penguin


Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur said...

Come on you know he only left his wife for her because he's hoping for a threesome

Captain Haddock said...

That's a bloke called Arthur from Cleckheaton ..

Typical Limp-Dumb .. can't even get adultery right ..

Call me Infidel said...

Agreed that is not a woman or at least not what most people would accept as female.

wv inter.....chortle

Anonymous said...

She's a stunner compared to some of the pig ugly bitches I have shagged in England, what is it about the Engerlish and being pig ugly. Is it because you were buggered by the Romans, the Vikings and the Normans, and then started shagging you sisters. Inbreeding does that you know. No wonder so many of you are shirt lifting wankers. I would sooner shag a penguin. Getitrightupye.

Kindest regards from Bredi Mac Bili your Scottish correspondent.

PS what a pity they never beheaded Charlie and his old slapper, the epitomy of English breeding. FFS.

Caratacus said...

@Anon 20:17

It's no good, you can't hide behind that 'Anon' tag, I recognise the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland when I hear him.

Awee 'n' bile y'heed y'bastard ye

Dioclese said...

What happened to the good old days when ministers resigned over adultery?...

Dick the Prick said...

I thought beastiality was still a crime in this country.

@Captain Haddock - not sure where you come from Cap'n, but Marsden please - Cleck's alright(ish).

Captain Haddock said...

@ Dick the Prick ..

No offence intended Dick (I'm a Yorkie myself).. it was a toss-up between Cleck & Oswaldtwhistle ..Lol

@ killemall .. none of the Bears I've ever seen looked that rough ..

Its got a face like a bag of smashed crabs .. or a blind welders bench, I can't quite decide which ..

But I can see why it opted to become a "Bean-flicker" in the first place ..

Dave said...

This is a common tactic in divorce proceedings. Wifey always denies that there is someone waiting in the wings.