Thursday 17 June 2010

Millipede Without A Spine


Look Out, He's Behind You!!!!

In case anyone had forgotten, David "Banana" Millipede is the coward who twice failed to step up and dethrone Jonah MacCavity.

Now it seems he is hurt and surprised by the campaign for the leadershit of the Nu-Liebore Party being run by his even more alien-looking little brother Mister Ed, and has apparently told a friend that he would walk away from politics rather than work for his brother. Whoopee-Doo-Dah Day, that's a double result, with a completely unelectable twat in charge of the opposition and the removal of Banana-Man from our television screens.

I look forward to more bloodshed as the candidates continue to bite lumps out of each other - or, in David Millipede's case, give them a fraternal lick.

The Penguin

1 comment:

Loki said...

lookong at the size of Ed's head, it's not difficult to imagine his mother having a completely pain free birth. It's like a fucking 30-bob cabbage!