Letting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.
I'm getting bored pointing out what a useless cunt you are, Custard-Face, so do us all a favour and either get a fucking grip on your numpties or fuck off and let another wanker have a go.
I hope Custard Face is made to pay for the wasted ticket himself, but I suspect this won't happen. Instead it's the poor fucked-over taxpayer who ends up paying yet again for socialist incompetence.
Surely little Phil "Custard Face" Woolas should get another bonus, as should every hard-working member of his much vaunted UK Borders Agency?
Continually boasting about how secure our borders are and how illegal immigration has been stopped by his considerable efforts and towering intellect, I wonder if he has anything to say about the interesting case of prolific bag thief Hakim Benmakhlouf, who has already been deported twice but seems to have slipped past Custard Face's finest yet again.
"A total of 20 people, aged 14 to 17, have been arrested over the stabbing and were being questioned by police this morning, British Transport Police said.
All of those in custody are black and the victim was of north African descent and lived in west London."
Next thing we'll have that trough-pig Trevor Phillips wringing his limp little hands and bewailing the fact that a "disproportionate" number of "ethnics" are involved in stop and search.
Perhaps the plod are choosing to check on the ethnics because when there's a shooting or a stabbing in 9 out of 10 cases it turns out that either the perp or the victim or both are of ethnic origin?
In all the kerfuffle over Bananaman Millipede and his faux outrage over the cloning of passports by those naughty Israelis in their bumping off of some dreary terrorist, one question seems to hang there like the proverbial elephant in the room, ignored by all the journalists.
Thanks to Rantin Rab for this. Sadly I don't know how to make it such that you can enlarge it just by clicking on it, if anyone can tell me I'll happily follow their instructions.
The tainted establishment wankers appointed to hose the shit out of the Augean stables promptly set about building a vast feather-bedded empire for themselves, complete with expensive offices and their own fucking £200,000 spin-doctors.
"I see no corruption here - at least, not with my glass eye!"
The Prime Mentalist, Saviour Of The World, Economic Genius Who Banned Boom And Bust, Decisive Leader Voted "Man of Courage 2007, 2008, 2009" has declared that in his expert and unbiased opinion there is no need to bother getting the whitewash bucket out in the little local trouble over wannabe lobbyists Byers, Hoon, Hewitt etc.
"I'm sure there's nothing to worry about!" he declared, with a stomach-twisting grin and a strange odd sideways movement of his lower mandible, "Lord Mandlebum of Boys and Oligarchs is a man of the utmost probity. Otherwise we'd never have invited him back into the Cabinet after he was forced to resign several times after being caught with his hand in the till. And that nice Andrew Adonis, I recommended him to the House of Lords myself after he gave me a considerable sum of money, so I know for a fact that he's as honest as Baroness Uddin is. Lord Ashcroft on the other hand is a non-dom, and so can't be trusted at all."
Stephen Byers, famous for his duplicitous behaviour as a minister - Railtrack shareholders will recall only too well what a lying little shit he is - has been caught out yet again. You'd think the obnoxious creep would learn, but no, he seems incapable.
Caught on camera boasting about how he can use his contacts to influence things for his wealthy clients, blatant and utterly repellant. Then he has second thoughts and tries to wriggle out from under - or did he have a little chat with one of his "friends" who suggested he might be in the shit?
This sad looking wanker is Paul Martin, who converted to Islam and then tried to force a local primary school in Woking to become an Islamic Faith School, and through false allegations and bullying drove the head mistress into illness and early retirement.
She has now had compensation of over £400,000 awarded to her at the rate-payers' expense, and I suspect that m'learned friends will also have done very nicely out of the protracted legal proceedings. So the cost to the poor citizens of Surrey will be fucking enormous.
The Badger seems to have discovered some small measure of backbone in recent months.
He has obviously given the ludicrous Liam Byrne a right bollocking, causing a rapid back-tracking over his preposterous claims concerning there being no need for any additional tax rises to try to cut the deficit. Poor Mr. Byrne must be sick of the taste of humble pie.
What passes for keeping the customer happy nowadays!
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Surely the useless un-necessary and over-paid "Children's Commissar" Maggie Atkinson must be closely related to that other well known Saviour Of Under Privileged And At Risk Children, Sharon "Not My Fault|" Shoesmith, lately of Haringey's Department For Social Engineering?
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Short People are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody Short People got nobody Short People got nobody To love
They got little baby legs That stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That got beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here"
Oh dear, it seems that the lid has fallen off the Pork Barrel in Glasgow, and there's a nasty smell polluting the air.
Still, there's nothing new about that, and the good voters of Glasgow will still support the corrupt and venal Labour clique who have done fuck all for them over the years. Stupid cretins.
Still, I'm sure Jack "The Slimy Weasel" Straw will be only too happy to allocate even more public money to ACPO, assuming there's any left after the multi-millions he has lavished on his offices at the Ministry For Injustice. Surely there must be someone in Blackburn who is public spirited enough to set fire to Mr. Straw's house?
"Crime is falling. Fact. Down by more than a third since 1997. Fact. That’s 6 million fewer crimes each year. Fact. Almost 1 million fewer homes burgled. Fact. Almost 1 and a half million fewer violent crimes. Fact."
Hmmm, it seems there's a teeny weeny difference between what Gordon McBroon and his band of tossers have been saying and statistics produced by the independent House of Commons Library.
Just how many more senior civil servants, ex-cabinet ministers, top military folk, etc. will it take calling Jonah MacCavity Broon a fucking liar for the general public to notice that our Prime Mentalist is telling porkies?
It's all very well the Germans suggesting they'll only bail the bankrupt Greeks out in return for Corfu and Rhodes, but I doubt if they will make the same offer when Jonah has finished fucking up the British economy.
Goodbye Michael Foot, about as close as possible to an honest and principled politician.
And you were right about Soviet Communism, unlike many of your stupid colleagues, and about the Falklands, and about Britain being better off outside the EUSSR.
A complete contrast to that cunt and intellectual pigmy Gordon McCavity Broon.
