Monday 20 April 2009

Demonstrators Fucking Asking For It Says Chief Cunstable Knacker


"Do You Want Some?"

Chief Cunstable Knacker, outgoing president of the Association of Chief Police Officers LIMITED, declares that the G20 was policed "proportionately" and that any lessons to be learned should be learned by the public and the demonstrators.

"If the public want to put themselves at risk of police brutality and get a good kicking and some death-inducing internal haemorrhages, well that's fine, we are well up for it," said Knacker, "I mean, wearing a fucking Millwall supporters top in broad daylight, it's a severe provocation and we'll deal with it severely.

We are well equipped to deal with this sort of thing. We've got tame pathologists, selectively working CCTV, plants in the media, and a complete twat as Home Secretary. So don't come bleating to me if anyone you know dies in police custody or at a demonstration."

The Penguin

2 comments:

Fidothedog said...

The old Constable Savage skit on Not the Nine O'Clock News has become reality.

What next, nicked for looking at me in a funny way?

Possession of an offensive wife?

Stepping on the cracks in the pavement.

Fucking hoons.

Anonymous said...

The worrying thing Penquin is that your words, though intended humourously, are unfortunately the truth in this current climate of NuLabour corruption and the 'grinding down' of the local peasantry.