Gordoom McCavity, Prime Mentalist and Saviour Of The World denies that he set his attack dogs onto poor Alistair Darling for daring to tell the truth about the recession looming on the horizon the other year.
However, we know very well how the shit was flung and who flung it, step forward Damien McBride and Charlie Whelan in particular, although you can probably add in more of the poisonous dwarves infesting Number 10 such as Tom Snotson.
So, options. One, Gordon's a fucking cowardly liar. Two, his team was out of control.
Or more likely, both.