Saturday, 27 February 2010
Let's Play Happy Families!!
Remember that dour miserable incompetent disloyal Scotch Cunt with One Eye, Psychpathic Tendencies and a Broken Moral Compass who declared how he was far too principled to try and use his family for political advantage? Apart from mentioning his father giving it large at the pulpit or in the manse at every opportunity.
Recently we've had the unedifying spectacle of Mrs Sarah "The Beard" Brown introducing her "Super Hero" at conferences, wiping her eyes with an onion as The Prime Mentalist sobbed on Piers "The Traitor" Morgan's sad little chat show whilst he dwelt on the sadness of losing a baby and having a sickly child ( what was that story about turkey basters not being ideal for insemination?) , then it was trotting out his poor old mother, who could probably solve most of Fife's energy problems if they linked a dynamo to her corpse spinning away six feet under.
Now it's the fucking grandfather, scrimping and saving to get papa through University and into a cushy job with the Scotch Sky Pixie Consultants.
We can probably look forward to:
His aunt, who was on the game in order to pay for thermal underwear for Scotch ship-builders in the Govan. (All those ex-shipyard workers, and of course, the ladies of the night, they all have votes, you ken?)
His great uncle, who was descended from an escaped Jamaican slave (must try and get the black vote somehow!)
His second cousin twice removed who was Hitler's best friend ( must try and do down the BNP!)
Must be someone on some branch of the family tree who can claim to be related to Ghandi, just havn't found them yet....
And then of course, there's Sarah's back catalogue - I can hardly wait!!!
Posted by Hacked Off at 16:48