Short People got no reasonShort People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
Randy Newman
The Penguin
3 comments:
Cant be much fun at 5ft 5? Maybe he should hookup with our resident chipmunk?
That's a great song.
He maybe a prat, but HE had the guts to attend the burial of the latest two french casualties from Afghanistan. Numbers 30 & 31 I think. Deserves a bit more respect than Gordon 'I write about courage' 'souffle man' Brownfinger
p.s. my french mates say that a lot of photos of Sarco show the top half of his face peering in from the bottom of the photo - a la chipmunk
Oh and I'm short too, feel free to go fuck yourselves, you lanky streaks of piss. Or, not, like I give a shit...
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