Tuesday 8 September 2009

Short People

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

Randy Newman


The Penguin

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cant be much fun at 5ft 5? Maybe he should hookup with our resident chipmunk?

Barking Spider said...

That's a great song.

Anonymous said...

He maybe a prat, but HE had the guts to attend the burial of the latest two french casualties from Afghanistan. Numbers 30 & 31 I think. Deserves a bit more respect than Gordon 'I write about courage' 'souffle man' Brownfinger

p.s. my french mates say that a lot of photos of Sarco show the top half of his face peering in from the bottom of the photo - a la chipmunk

Oh and I'm short too, feel free to go fuck yourselves, you lanky streaks of piss. Or, not, like I give a shit...