Monday, 7 September 2009

Surprising Perceptive For A Septic

"Quick - Pass Me Some Wet-wipes, Preferably The Medicated Ones!"

It seems that the new President of the USA is not such a twat after all.

Newsweek journalist Richard Wolffe revealed that when Obamamamama met with The Great Saviour Of The World his impressions were not all that favourable.

"There was this creepy feeling of being with either an alien or one of the undead!", said the Great Coffee-Coloured Hope Of The Universe, "and a strange smell of stale urine. And when he started picking his nose and eating the rancid bogeys, I just hadda get the hell outa there, ya'll know what I mean?"

The Penguin


Henry North London said...

Septic? as in infected?

The Penguin said...

Septic Tank, Yank. Dodgy Cokernee Rhyming Slang.

Henry North London said...

And there I was thinking sceptically about it,

Raspberry ripples to the Septic tank

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Raspberry ripples? Cripples?


Henry North London said...

Nipples Not cripples

Call me Infidel said...

Obarmy is still a chump. He employs tax cheats and commies. This "truther" clown is the latest to resign.