Thursday, 17 September 2009

Where The Fuck Is Father Jack WhenYou Need Him?


"I wonder if her Hush Puppies are in there too?"

Am I a bit fucking thick following the swine fucking flu, or is the fucking Catholic Church dragging PARTS of a fucking corpse round to be venerated and persuade the gullible to cough up ever more of their hard-earned to keep the priests in choirboys and the nuns off the streets?

I'm sure the report says the fucking sarcophagus contains parts of her thighs and feet? And she's a fucking recent burial compared to the likes of Thomas A Beckett!!!!

So, what is this ritual descecration so as to be able to spread the fund-raising as far as possible? Maybe there's a fancy glass casket going round South America with the "miraculously preserved pudenda" of Saint Therese gathering ever more money for the cause....

The Penguin

5 comments:

Edgar said...

May Saint Therese rest in pieces.

Earthlet Nigel said...

Thus proving that all religions can be backward looking.

George said...

Feck

vervet said...

Just feel sad for the pathetic saps that fall for this bollocks.

Anonymous said...

Dozy fuckers - why do human beings feel the need to abase themselves before a mythical god (lower case intended).
I think every religious idiot has a serious `self-worth problem.