Tuesday, 8 September 2009

China Leads Way In Deterring Shoplifting!


None of the silly little fines or cautions for the world's (so-called) oldest civilisation, more like a bit of direct action.

Not only would this have a wonderful effect on retail profits in Oxford Street, it would have queues forming for every shop assistant vacancy. It would probably see a lot of fucking Romanians fucking off back to Romania, so looks like a winner all round.

The Penguin

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Way to go - once they have proven he/she is a shoplifter.

CryBaby said...

Which could lead to false accusations. If you ever wanted to get your own back on the school bully....

looters will be bombed said...

The Americans are much more direct. Two 500 pounders on top of the thieving petrol stealers in Afghanistanland.

Anonymous said...

You would need a lot of shop assistants to deal with the run of the mill Romanian distraction thieves. They roam in packs.

Tony Blair said...

Keep"hoisting2 British I say.
Start GCSE's in shoplifting and inner city academies.
British prisons for the British
You know it makes sense