Tuesday 6 April 2010

And So It Begins....

Oh, Where Are The Real IRA When You Need Them?

The Prime Mentalist, flanked by his Cabinet of All The Talentless, said in Downing Street: 'It will come as no surprise to all of you - and it is probably the least well-kept secret of recent years apart from my being a cowardly Jonah- but the Queen has kindly insisted on the dissolution of the disgustingly corrupt Parliament and a General Election will take place on May 6.

'I come from a rabid puritanical upper middle-class family of God-botherers in a grim Scottish town and I know where I come from and I will never forget the values - doing the right thing, doing your duty, taking responsibility, working hard - that my parents instilled in me. But I will continue to ignore these, and follow my own snot-encrusted and disturbed tendencies.'

He went on: 'I'm asking you, the British people, for a clear and straightforward mandate to continue the urgent and hard work of doing away with boom and bust, selling off the gold bullion, wrecking the pensions, starving the military of necessary funding, saving the World, and creating five million skilled jobs for immigrants over the next five years.'

11 comments:

Uncle Marvo said...

Nice picture of a bunch of unemployable mongs there. Where was it taken?

Stop Common Purpose said...

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raving mad said...

I tnink your summary is spot on.

Can you spot all of those in government who have never been elected? What chance that repeating itself next time round?

Biffo said...

Anna Raccoon had a similar picture & to be honest, I haven't a clue who most of them are. Maybe McSnot went to 'RentACrowd' when the majority of MPs refused to be photgraphed with him?

concrete pump said...

Where Are The Real IRA When You Need Them?

Are you fucking sure?

WTF.........really.....WTF?

Joe Public said...

Biffo - the rent-a-crowd probably came from..............

http://dizzythinks.net/2010/04/labour-organises-fake-crowd-for-gordon.html

Blind Pugh said...

It matters not one festering ratshit who gets in next for we are certainly all doomed. Give it ten years and we'll be 100% owned by the IMF and the Arabs with no industry, no services, good sweet fuckall. We'll all have to become nannies and chauffeurs to Saudi Princes who will beat us mercilessly on the soles of our feet and feed us swill. The Bank of England's vaults will lie empty except for a few old IOUs. A once-proud nation will lie in ruins.

The cunts who did this should all die in fiery furnaces.

Uncle Marvo said...

@Blind Pugh:

... not while I draw breath, it won't.

Fuck the creditors, too. Just tell them to stuff their debts, we've been giving them oil money for too long anyway.

JMHO which will work.

Marchamont Needham said...

Government of All The Thieves you mean.

Anonymous said...

I know 11 of the 17. Ben Bradshaw/ Jim Murphy/X/X/Peter Hain/Baroness Royall/Blinky/Mandlescum/X/McDoom/Badger/Yvette Cooper/Wee Dougie Alexander/X/X/Baldermort/X

How fucking sad :(

WV fauds missed the "r" out

Anonymous said...

Looks like a rifle range that you could only dream about.....