Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Caption Competition


Go on, you know you want to....

The Penguin

13 comments:

The Penguin said...

"Let's hope the cunt doesn't fart today!"

Oldrightie said...

essed
Since stench rises, we are safer down here, buddy.

Dazed And Confused said...

"Shake his hand"? "The blind cunt will never spot us crouched down here".

Mr Armageddon said...

I told you these doors were fucked, keep going straight ahead and you will find court number 1 on the right-hand side

Catosays said...

We bow before you, O Mighty Mong, saviour of the world.

Anonymous said...

Get that strait jacket and syringe ready. He will soon be on the ward. He thinks he's going to a press conference.

Chief_Sceptic said...

NO COMMENT ! ...

That's such a "target rich environment", that there's just no sport in it ...

Rather like shooting a wounded duck, in fact ...

Fuck it, I can't resist ...

"Great Gordon, we kneel at your feet, to make it even easier to piss all over us, than over the rest of the UK" ...

Captain Haddock said...

"I know the two slappers are .. but d'you reckon he's wearing stockings again" ??

Anonymous said...

"Do you smell cunt?"

"You bet - and it's wearing trousers!"

£400K for ermine - sweet ! said...

Two Labour arselickers get bored so decide to play " Does the carpet match the curtains"

The Penguin said...

"Please God, make her keep her shoes on!"

Biffo said...

'The Delusional One thinks this is as it should be, his subjects on the floor before Him'.

F*** me, is he really so thick that he can't even get through a door by himself? And this is the person we're being asked to vote in to lead the country on May 6th? Don't think so!

BTW, someone should advise Sarah not to wear dark stockings (presumably to disguise her rather thick legs?)with light coloured shoes

Anonymous said...

"This is the padded cell you will be confined to after the election"