Look At The Nasty Dead Eyes - You Can Tell It's Far From Fresh!How come the Scotch Loony Party are infested with fish?
There's Alice Salmon supposedly in charge while taking more salaries than enough and trying to conceal his background in banking. And then there's that whinging git Nicolas Sturgeon, who tried to get the courts to insist that they should be included in the big boys wankfest on TV.
I would like to see them get their independence so I don't have to pay huge amounts to prop them up.
Let them join those other hugely successful Celtic Tiger economies like Ireland and Iceland.
The Penguin
21 comments:
Back to Antartica you inbred fuckpig, they tell me humping your mummy is ok down there.
Oh dear, have I upset an anonymong? Good!
Must be one of the "Professionally Offended".
Aw, diddums...
Away and fuck yourself ya bam.
From a careful analysis of the linguistic subtelties employed, I believe this anon may hail from the Dear Green Place.
Ah, would that be short for "bampot" by any chance? Are we upsetting anonymong porridge-wogs?
Hey Arse breath, I will stuff you and put you on the bonnet of my Hummer. Now back to window licking and wanking dogs for you after you have spunked up your mummies smelly twat.
Come up her and say that and you will really get fucked.
Scotlands own you fuckpigs. You cannot even produce a PM. You deserve the snot gobbling cunt we gave you, keep him he fits in well with the rest of you spineless
cunts down there.
I used to shoot you fuckers in the Falklands, great for target practise.
Fuck of missing you already pea brain.
The Reverend Jock
Shockingly poor educational standards North of the border.
"Shockingly poor educational standards North of the border."
Or he could originally be from Rochdale...
http://aljahom.wordpress.com/2010/04/21/red-floor-at-night-chav-scum-has-died/
I fear from his incoherence the anonymong has been at the Buckfast big time. Or maybe he was on the cocktails, Irn Bru and Lanliq with a splash of Brasso. Whatever, the cunt was obviously pissed and not responsible for his haverings. I'm sure he'll come back to apologise.
Hey Blind bastard, go and play on the Motorway if I see you and your white stick you are pizza you fucking wank stain. Another mummy fucking bed wetting hero. get back on your porn channel and wank for england you knuckle dragging fuckwit
hey penguin Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority you fucking piece of smegma your blog is a piece of shit like you now fuck of inbreds
Strange to find you back yet again, anonymong, with your piss-poor grammar and spelling showing you up yet again for being a sad inferior specimen barely fit to shovel shit.
Perhaps you're so thick you don't realise that you're making a prat of yourself?
Hey penguin I used to wipe shit like you of my fucking bayonet in the falklands go fuck your self you mummy shagging oik have you no windows to lick clean or do you just sit there in your own piss and shit posting your bile soaked sad we sack of shit life on line. did your daddy make you suck him of after he camme back in from the pub is that what has fucked you up what ever is eating you must be in fucking agony you sad fuckwit stick your grammar and spelling up your smelly arse cunt head see matron for a nappy change you dog wanking piece of shite
Hardly surprising that "Rabbie Burns" is so venerated on the wrong side of Hadrian's wall, or that a sheep's gut full of rubbish is the national dish. And now that the Japanese and the Irish make better whisky than they do, it's difficult to think of any rationale for their continued existence.
Penguin to daddy:
Daddy daddy can I go to the pictures please daddy.
Daddy:
OK then but you have to suck me of first
Penguin: OK get you cock out daddy
Penguin.Mmmmm yummy this tastes of shite
Daddy: Oh I forgot your sister is going to the pictures also
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
"Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"
Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
Nuns in Rome ?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
And answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all
Of Europe ?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
"No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .
"This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry
Glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
Anywhere in the world?"
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, "I'm sorry, my
Son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing,
Pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin
Chanting......
"Grumpy shagged a penguin!"
"Grumpy shagged a penguin!"
I'm sure there's a whole raft of dreadful Scotchgit jokes, but I can't be arsed.
Just piss off back to your Buckfast and stop trying to annoy the grownups.
if you are grown up it says a lot about the rest of you bed wetting fucks in angli land
knuckle dragging inbred tatooed fuckwits i do hope you dim brained fucks try on your racist pish in SA they will take great delight in making white trash pizza of you
usa and slovenia will kick your sad arse out and scotland will cheer so loud you will hear it down there
i just love rattling you cage you doom brained mummy shagger now fuck the fuck of and stop polluting the ether with your shite
Engerland Engerland Engerland
I suggest you have a lie down and try and get some rest, Hamish, there's a good little anonymong.
Your retorts are as sad and spinless as you monkey spanker originality is not your strong suite is it when they handed brains out you were not even in the queue you dumb fucker a real penguin could out wit you syph brain big brave penguin hiding behind his keyboard what a wank stain you are you just keep coming back for more because you are a wee sad attention seeking shite bag
is it having a wee cock that makes you so sad and bitter i bet the only shag you have ever had is your mother or was it your granny no wonder you are such a sack of shite and bile now fuck of and die
Sticks and stones, Hamish, sticks and stones.
Your writing style is rather novel - bit like a stream of consciousness but with all the higher brain activity filtered out.
Or more likely, absent to start with through congenital stupidity.
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