"I see no corruption here - at least, not with my glass eye!"
The Prime Mentalist, Saviour Of The World, Economic Genius Who Banned Boom And Bust, Decisive Leader Voted "Man of Courage 2007, 2008, 2009" has declared that in his expert and unbiased opinion there is no need to bother getting the whitewash bucket out in the little local trouble over wannabe lobbyists Byers, Hoon, Hewitt etc.
"I'm sure there's nothing to worry about!" he declared, with a stomach-twisting grin and a strange odd sideways movement of his lower mandible, "Lord Mandlebum of Boys and Oligarchs is a man of the utmost probity. Otherwise we'd never have invited him back into the Cabinet after he was forced to resign several times after being caught with his hand in the till. And that nice Andrew Adonis, I recommended him to the House of Lords myself after he gave me a considerable sum of money, so I know for a fact that he's as honest as Baroness Uddin is. Lord Ashcroft on the other hand is a non-dom, and so can't be trusted at all."
Then he wiped a stray bogey on his tie, and waddled off awkwardly like a man who had inadvertently pissed down his trouserleg.
The Penguin
6 comments:
Now if I'm out in a public space and its pissing down with rain and I stop ten people one after the other and ask them if its pissing down with rain, they'd probably look at me as if I was some sort of nutter and say what the fuck do you call this stuff then, looking upwards.
So how is it half the population refuses to acknowledge Brown is a deluded mentally ill lying toerag who should be locked up for every one's safety. Do we really live in a population who half are as barking mad as he is.
Tragically Brown is pissing on the heads and telling them it's raining..
One of these days someone is going to take a cricket bat to that cunt. Only hope it happens on Prime Time TV.
"strange odd sideways movement of his lower mandible"
Isn't that one of the tell tale signs of a meow-meow user?
That would go along way to explain Browno Gorgon's loss of touch with reality.
"Tragically Brown is pissing on the heads and telling them it's raining"..
You can fool SOME of the people .. ALL of the time ..
You're right about Brown being incontinent, just wish the brainless would stop drinking his piss.
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