Friday, 26 March 2010

Leaving The Sinking Ship


It seems that "Baroness" Ashton, Lord High Representative for the EUSSR has been abandoned by her chief spin-meister after only a matter of weeks.

"I had to consider my professional future and decided that it was elsewhere," Mr G├╝llner told The Independent, adding that he would work at the European Commission's trade department as of next week.

It seems that he realised that you just can't polish a turd.

The Penguin

9 comments:

concrete pump said...

He was probably fed up with having to look at her fucking face, i mean FFS, just look at the c*nt.
Would you?
I know i fucking wouldn't, and i'd shag anything!

Captain Haddock said...

I feel sorry (well, not really) for the poor bastard .. he could only work with what he was given .. and it was always gonna be an uphill struggle with this useless, plug-ugly old cow ..

Pity she doesn't take the hint & fuck off as well ..

Uncle Marvo said...

This won't work, I bet.

But you can Polish A Turd

This comes in handy.

Captain Haddock said...

There used to be a lovely story in RN circles, years ago .. about the Stokers on the Royal Yacht "Britannia" having one of Princess Margaret's turds, varnished & mounted on a plaque ..

I never saw it .. but knew a former "Yachtie" who swore blind it was true ..

The Penguin said...

That's as maybe, but unlike the ugly Baroness, Princess Marge was fairly "stoke-able" in her younger days.

Atheist Ranter said...

Re: Captain Haddock and the 'royal turd'. I'm ex RN and heard similar but my story was the Queen's turd redirected from a 'U' bend and preserved in alcohol like you see in labs...

Again, just rumour, I didn't see it.

The Penguin said...

Warms the very cockles, don't it? What's to bet there's something similar in every Regimental Sergeant's Mess?

Captain Haddock said...

I've often heard the expression "Fuck-face" used .. but until seeing this creature .. I never truly appreciated what it meant ..

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember that tortoise in the British Gas ads? I dont know why but in reminded of that.