The Prime Mentalist, Saviour Of The World, Economic Genius Who Banned Boom And Bust, Decisive Leader Voted "Man of Courage 2007, 2008, 2009" has declared that in his expert and unbiased opinion there is no need to bother getting the whitewash bucket out in the little local trouble over wannabe lobbyists Byers, Hoon, Hewitt etc.
"I'm sure there's nothing to worry about!" he declared, with a stomach-twisting grin and a strange odd sideways movement of his lower mandible, "Lord Mandlebum of Boys and Oligarchs is a man of the utmost probity. Otherwise we'd never have invited him back into the Cabinet after he was forced to resign several times after being caught with his hand in the till. And that nice Andrew Adonis, I recommended him to the House of Lords myself after he gave me a considerable sum of money, so I know for a fact that he's as honest as Baroness Uddin is. Lord Ashcroft on the other hand is a non-dom, and so can't be trusted at all."
Then he wiped a stray bogey on his tie, and waddled off awkwardly like a man who had inadvertently pissed down his trouserleg.