Saturday, 13 March 2010

Police Farce


Gets better every day - poor old Dixon of Dock Green would be spinning in his grave if he wasn't a figment.

The Police Farce ignore a bank robbery 100 yards from their tea and bun-filled paperwork station, and rush to the next county to surround a bank which was not being robbed.

Meanwhile a law-abiding restaurant owner is arrested for stopping some yobs breaking into his premises to steal alcohol.

And public hand wringing and self-justification goes on over yet another death related to yobs harrassing people with disabilities over long periods while the police do fuck all.

Still, I'm sure Jack "The Slimy Weasel" Straw will be only too happy to allocate even more public money to ACPO, assuming there's any left after the multi-millions he has lavished on his offices at the Ministry For Injustice. Surely there must be someone in Blackburn who is public spirited enough to set fire to Mr. Straw's house?

The Penguin

8 comments:

sorry we're closed said...

There was a case here recently where someone ran into a police station asking for help as he'd just witnessed a robbery. The civilian desk officer explained that although the station was all lit up and there were about 20 police officers in the building they were all offshift having a party and the police station wasn't in operation so could he try somewhere else. So basically the concept of a police station as a symbol of somewhere to go for help is no longer valid. Even when it's lit up like a Festive tree. I think that changed my view of society quite a bit and made me think of where we were heading.

microdave said...

"Surely there must be someone in Blackburn who is public spirited enough to set fire to Mr. Straw's house?"

Preferably while he's in it.....

Captain Haddock said...

This is precisely what happens when any organisation has a massive intake of Graduate entrants and then gives those entrants accelerated promotion ..

The educated idiots eventually rise to the top & dictate "policy" ..

Some may have mega IQ's .. but none has the common-sense of an empty locker ..

Joe Public said...

And adding insult to injury, poor Sal Miah had to deposit a sample of his DNA.

tris said...

A straw house....

Oh I'm so glad I live in Scotland.

The Fat Councillor said...

Straw is a useless, mendacious twat, and everyone knows it.

Get Smart said...

The Curry House owner was arrested just to take his DNA.The yobs were given pizzas and a lift home poor dears.
People want another 5 years of this I give up.

Anonymous said...

If I had the choice of rushing to confront an armed robber 100 yards away, or driving to the next county by accident and looking a bit of an idiot later, I'd choose the latter. But then I'm not a policeman.