Surely little Phil "Custard Face" Woolas should get another bonus, as should every hard-working member of his much vaunted UK Borders Agency?
Continually boasting about how secure our borders are and how illegal immigration has been stopped by his considerable efforts and towering intellect, I wonder if he has anything to say about the interesting case of prolific bag thief Hakim Benmakhlouf, who has already been deported twice but seems to have slipped past Custard Face's finest yet again.
He was even paid £3,000 to fuck off the first time. Was he paid similarly the second time around? Is this why he keeps coming back?
The lunatics are indeed running the asylum.