Sunday, 14 March 2010

Le Petit Adulterer Hungarien


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFmv22ghzQw

"Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here"

Randy Newman.

Bonjour, Monsieur Le Petit President!

The Penguin

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The short man in high heels will be making an official complaint about you next Penguin. Hilarious! He'd have done much better to just let the comments go. Now even more people are laughing at him.

Elby the Beserk said...

Magnificent song from a very tall man who is however, not as tall as I am :-)

I just love that song; brought him death threats in the USA of course, but then that is a country that was born with a collective irony bypass, bless their little pointed heads,

Anonymous said...

Not a big fan of the Frogs myself, but I think its pretty funny that you are making fun of the guy for being short, when he managed to hook up with a woman who is undeniably ravishing -- and I'll take a wild guess that any of you would happily trade your own wives (go ahead admit it). He might be short, but he has gone where taller men never shall. Huzzah!!

The Penguin said...

BEt she dumps him as soon as he loses office, though. It's the power thing - how else could Blunkett have pulled than Septic publisher?

Anonymous said...

He comes from a long family tree of Garlic tolerent Vampires.