Tuesday 9 March 2010

41% Down, or 44% Up?


"Crime is falling. Fact. Down by more than a third since 1997. Fact. That’s 6 million fewer crimes each year. Fact. Almost 1 million fewer homes burgled. Fact. Almost 1 and a half million fewer violent crimes. Fact."

Hmmm, it seems there's a teeny weeny difference between what Gordon McBroon and his band of tossers have been saying and statistics produced by the independent House of Commons Library.

I wonder which one is more likely to be the truth?

The Penguin

5 comments:

oldfella said...

41% down
44% up

isn't that nearly 0% increase?

microdave said...

Q: When is Gordoom lying?
A: Whenever his lips move - Fact!

Anonymous said...

Gordoom McSnot wouldn't recognise the truth if it came up & kicked him in the balls - if he had any that is....

Roue le Jour said...

Oh well, if it's jokes:

Obama wants to make it up to Brown for that cheap region 1 DVD set he gave him last year, so this year he's sending him the director's cut boxed set of Avatar 3D...

microdave said...

Apparently the recession would have been worse if Gordon wasn't in charge....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1256816/Budget-happen-weeks-time-announces-Gordon-Brown.html