Friday, 1 May 2009

Just What The Fuck Are The Plod Actually Doing?

"I'm sorry Sir, I'm still tied up with yesterday's paperwork. Best you stay indoors
and I'll see if I can call round tomorrow and see if you're still alive."

In the media today.

Gang Warfare Closes Hosptial A&E Department for 6 Hours.


200 Schoolchildren Run Riot In Croydon.


New Claims Of Police Brutality At G20.

Prison Visitor Shot Outside The Scrubs In Broad Daylight
.

but rest assured, because

Police Advise Householders To Shut Doors And Windows, Using A Megaphone.

Jacqui must be SO PROUD!

The Penguin

1 comment:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

As I work nights, any plod shouting through a megaphone outside my street would quickly find it stuck up their arsehole.