Friday, 1 May 2009

Just What The Fuck Are The Plod Actually Doing?

"I'm sorry Sir, I'm still tied up with yesterday's paperwork. Best you stay indoors
and I'll see if I can call round tomorrow and see if you're still alive."

In the media today.

Gang Warfare Closes Hosptial A&E Department for 6 Hours.

200 Schoolchildren Run Riot In Croydon.

New Claims Of Police Brutality At G20.

Prison Visitor Shot Outside The Scrubs In Broad Daylight

but rest assured, because

Police Advise Householders To Shut Doors And Windows, Using A Megaphone.

Jacqui must be SO PROUD!

The Penguin

1 comment:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

As I work nights, any plod shouting through a megaphone outside my street would quickly find it stuck up their arsehole.